(Source: fau-x, via -infuckti0n)
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
(via do-you-even-lift-faggot)
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
I literally have no idea what my personality is
Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl
In a matter of seconds
so accurate it hurts
(via -infuckti0n)
,,
It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible.
Libba Bray, The Sweet Far Thing (via fabulousbitch69)
(Source: larmoyante, via afwul)
- Augustus: Okay?
- Hazel: Bitch I might be
(Source: blazeberg, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
(Source: tumblr.com, via badtexter)
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