pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
I literally have no idea what my personality is
Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl
In a matter of seconds
so accurate it hurts
It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible.
- Augustus: Okay?
- Hazel: Bitch I might be